You Can't Make This Stuff Up.

Authorities in Mulberry, Florida are requesting the community's assistance in identifying two individuals accused of stealing approximately $500 worth of cleaning supplies from a local Family Dollar store, and leaving an unwelcome mess behind.

The event took place at about midday on December 18th, 2024, at the Family Dollar store on 2170 Bailey Road. Security footage reveals the involvement of a male and a female in the robbery.

A “Clean” Getaway?

As the male suspect, also known as "Mr. Clean," gathered various cleaning supplies like Gain, Tide, and Clorox, his female counterpart - nicknamed "Ms. Dookie" - caused a disturbance to distract store employees. However, her approach was anything but traditional.

Instead of utilizing the restroom in the traditional manner, the woman supposedly defecated on the floor, leading to an employee being tasked with cleaning up the situation.

Following the chaos and robbery, the culprits fled in a white Ford van. The Sheriff’s Office is seeking assistance in sniffing out some leads to track down the suspects.